Less work, more Lurk

A nativity scene isn’t complete until you throw in some of your kids farm animal toys, couple dead plants, elephant shrine, Osama Bin Laden figurine, ET figurine, bronze plated horse trophy, mini race car,old man mounting a donkey from behind, buttload of cactus plants (fake or real), tupperware lids, incense holder, maybe another horse trophy…just a little darker bronze, random half-ass pile of bricks in the shape of a pyramid, and enclosed fences to separate colorful animals from boring earthtone colored animals.

You’s a big fine woman, won’t you back that ass up.

I wonder how much faster this bus is with that spoiler attached?

This book really has all the bases covered.